The Nail Prejudice Mission Statement

Prejudice is everywhere. The liberal establishment tells us it's bad, but in fact it has many virtues. Prejudice helps us maintain our sanity in a world gone wrong. It restores order to a society that's losing touch with traditional values.

Prejudice against women keeps them at home and in the kitchen, where they belong. Prejudice against Jews keeps them in the banking industry, where they can't spread their Jewery amongst good Christians, who wouldn't take a job in a bank if the resurrection of Christ depended on it. Prejudice against Eskimos keeps them isolated in their little igloo communities, where they are forced to subsist on crushed ice and seal fat and can't infect our children with their heathen Ice God voodoo. Prejudice against minorities keeps them at the bottom of the social ladder, where tradition has kept them in subservient positions for white men for centuries, and for good reason.

Now it's time for a new prejudice, a new way to look at something that no one has any problem with and make up something to hate it for.

The prejudice I speak of is a prejudice against ill-groomed nails. I don't exactly know why this should be a reason to hate somebody, but it certainly feels like it should be. It's always been my motto that there's not nearly enough hate in the world, and I hope to help put an end to the alarming trends of political correctness, love and acceptance with this blog.

In summation, you, the reader, can incite a brand new and groundbreaking form of prejudice this very day by simply spreading malintention against everybody with bad nails. In parting, I also encourage you to think of an offensive and socially unacceptable curse word for such people.